I don’t ever want to see another chip-roll in my life.

It always seems that the greater the amount of male individuals in a certain proximity = the worse the quality of the food gets.

Spent a week of screen-printing and general childish mischief with my friends in Theatre and my waistline is to show for it.

Snot Siekte

twee maande van messe in my wange
en see skulp gedreun in my ore,
het my (teen my wense) geboelie in die gebruik van:

1. 10 pille penilisilien
   (witter as die bleek op my wange)
   
2. een boud inspuiting
   (wat meer brand as die rooi in my oe)

die rooi in my oe, 
komplimente van my oorlogskip kop
en twee maande van 'n ondraagbare sinus slym prop